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Devin’s Bio

By Marty
With help from Susan Maxwell-Skinner

I’ve only known Devin for about 15 minutes, so anything I say here is pure speculation.

Devin and I share a common love of Wrigley Field T-Shirts, although neither of us have ever been out of Tarrant County. Throughout the years Devin has been a DJ of great fame and infamy, with a reputation of bumping up your song for booze or cash.

We have gotten into more trouble than either of us care to remember – sometimes more than we can remember. Devin is the eternal friend you had in 4th grade. I mean that in a good way.

He has dated Anna Kournikova, Man Show Juggie Vanessa Kay, and that girl on the Mitsubishi commercial. Oh no, wait… he wants to date them. Sorry.

Devin owns a competing little league team which cheats, explaining their constant appearance in the regional T-Ball playoffs.

Devin’s career goal is to someday invent a new class of bourbon which contains both alcohol and Advil, thus greatly reducing the likelihood of a hangover the next day.

Spam Devin incessantly at devin@devinpike.com.